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@01000101 get thee to a nunnery
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@cameronreilly sorry, I only do the hocus pocus thing on people who believe in me. And not always on them either. In fact usually not. Lazy.
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@cameronreilly I'd pray for you but I don't know who I'm supposed to pray to! Myself? Maybe I should pray to Zeus? I'm so confused....
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@ashtynevans I'm working on it. Keep your eye on the news.
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the Pope really pisses me off.
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I think Palin is a honey. Reminds me of Mary Magdalene. Reeeaowww.
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@DominickEvans yeah I'm the messiah who gets ya higher
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@DominickEvans it does indeed suck. And make-believe ideas about jesus and hell don't change that.
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@DominickEvans yeah mate. I wish I was real so I could help. Unfortunately... there isn't any magic and life is sometimes unfair.
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@DominickEvans very sorry to hear about your friend. But the stories about my healing powers are all lies. I hope he has a good doctor.
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@DominickEvans hey have you EVER heard a Christian make sense? Why should I be held to a higher standard?
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@DominickEvans yeah I know, shows you how messed up my followers are. Most even believe I was real!! They are a bit embarassing.
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@DominickEvans look... the Catholics are pretty messed up, i'll be the first to admit it. Born of a VIRGIN? WTF is up with that?
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@DominickEvans read 'em and weep sucka http://is.gd/3lS2
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@DominickEvans millions? Try 2.2 billion sucka. Don't hate da playa, hate da game, dat's all I'm sayin.
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@DominickEvans being hung like a mule certainly didn't hurt my popularity
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@DominickEvans oh you dont even want to KNOW what kind of junk I'm packin. Johnny Holmes would be jealous.
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@DominickEvans hey Moby Dick *was* real. I was there and saw it all. So... there.
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@DominickEvans how can you not believe in me! I said I exist in the bible. Therefore I must be real. I wouldnt say I was real if I wasnt!
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@DominickEvans ok that's it - I'm kicking your girlfriend's ass as well now. How dare she summon the old gods!
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