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"Jess, just so you know, that's not a good picture of you. If that's what you looked like, things would be a lot worse." -Motivational Kacy
11:53 AM Nov 14th from twitterrific
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Ben: Am I a part of the Viper Pit? Kacy: Well Ben, you've worn pantyhose more recently than I have, so yes. You are.
11:07 AM Nov 11th from twitterrific
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"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, blanketed pigs! And just so all the major food groups are represented, I'll have a tiny pizza, too. - Guess Who (yes, Neal)
9:55 AM Nov 10th from twitterrific
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Larry: What is 'poking' on Facebook? Faris: It's non-semantic communication. Larry: So it's a cry for help.
9:46 PM Nov 7th from txt
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Neal has retreated to the 3rd floor to have his heart attack in peace after over 30 mins of manual labor.
1:58 PM Nov 4th from txt
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"Jess I don't think of Lucky Charms as being candy, I think of them as being part of a well balanced breakfast. TV told me that." -Taftcard
7:29 AM Oct 29th from twitterrific
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"Baby don't touch the floor. That's where they made the dinner." -Chas, to Angelina, at Milady's
5:58 PM Oct 23rd from txt
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