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Cute animals playing with other cute animals. Best. Link. Ever. http://tinyurl.com/6gpd78
@jliebma In my dream world, Michael R. Adams is the host of Meet the Press, and all the ads are for Skittles. Or Gucci.
"Jess, just so you know, that's not a good picture of you. If that's what you looked like, things would be a lot worse." -Motivational Kacy
@its_amber omg in comparison to @dianagster we are all so boring. i'll go back to my boring silence now.
The Viper Pit smells like toast, dead rodent, candy, perfume, and burning plastic.
Ben: Am I a part of the Viper Pit? Kacy: Well Ben, you've worn pantyhose more recently than I have, so yes. You are.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, blanketed pigs! And just so all the major food groups are represented, I'll have a tiny pizza, too. - Guess Who (yes, Neal)
Larry: What is 'poking' on Facebook? Faris: It's non-semantic communication. Larry: So it's a cry for help.
Neal has retreated to the 3rd floor to have his heart attack in peace after over 30 mins of manual labor.
@mmmmmtttttttt Today I've cried 1) watching an old man vote 2) seeing Obama vote and 3) thinking about watching the old man vote.
I am making a Facebooks. I feel behind the times yet industrious.
"Do you have any men's heels?" - me, in Steve Madden
Steve Madden makes men's mary janes. Who knew?
"Jess I don't think of Lucky Charms as being candy, I think of them as being part of a well balanced breakfast. TV told me that." -Taftcard
"My arm is stuck to the butter on my desk and I don't care." -Nancy
@jliebma Yes, I was sold when she was rude to me on the phone. Jess: Thanks for finding my phone! Spy Bag: Whatever.
@jliebma The I-live-in-Soho-and-I-don't-have-a-job breed of hot. She was carrying a Spy Bag.
@jliebma Cross your fingers... I left my BlackBerry in a cab yesterday and a hot lady returned it.
"Baby don't touch the floor. That's where they made the dinner." -Chas, to Angelina, at Milady's
"I went as Princess Leia once - everyone thought I was Chinese." -Diana