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Scott Simpson
scottsimpson Remember when the big story was that oil was expensive? We were so cute.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Weird how people who insist you "stole" "their" "idea" never remark on how you didn't "steal" their cock-assed lack of execution and style.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Got a weird feeling this Kindle will increase my reading with the same efficiency that the BowFlex six-packed my abs.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies American Apparel tailors their shirts for men who aren't fortunate enough to share my sophisticated relationship with pie.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson The barista's expression told me that either my face was covered with shit or I'd ordered using a competing chain's cup size nomenclature.
hungryclone
hungryclone @jessicanaomi Trips with dangerous natives, giant rolling boulders and cliche, stereotypical Chinese kids!? I'm there!
Bee_Rye
Bee_Rye @jessicanaomi yeah pres. bush is going to say it in his farewell address.

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