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What's Bush's problem w/ abortion anyway? After all, it's what got you pregnant in the 1st place. Heh
@maddow I wondered who that was. A little blown out but nice to see her up to something.
Why is the can opener always the oldest funkiest utensil in the house?
Wish I lived in New York. They drink after work Every Day.
A Day Without a Jerkey: Spider Solitaire stocks would plummet.
Wow. Can't believe the Ed Jew saga is still going on. Don't fuck with Joe the Boba maker.
Sick of iphones in music videos. We get it.
Pre-thanksgiving Thanksgiving dinner. Do you really need an excuse for stuffing? Or just a healthy appetite?
Always thought garlic naan was a gimmick for upsellin' the white folk. Turns out it ain't so bad.
Up for hours but still in bed. I love Sundays. Watch as much TV as I want, do as little as I want.
Going to Tart for dinner after recuperating from the million mile march on Chinatown.
Its 100 degrees. Where the fuck is the park?? Marching foreverrrrrr
So did Lucy Lawless ... Although her real hair was disconcerting.
Rikki Lake just spoke at the rally. She's so skinny!!!
How does Seth McFarlane do it ???
@shamama Well the fact that you're nasty is what's so nice about you.
@shamama Yes Jacquei, it's the same one as always where we talked about Candyman? http://jerkeysblog.blogspot...
@shannonamos Yes it's true! Chipotle uses family-farmed organic meats ONLY. And their guac seriously is somehow my favorite. Super fresh.
I swear Chipotle makes the best guacamole. It's uncanny. And they're OK b/c their shit is free range! Conscious fast food is the way to go.
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