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AinsleyofAttack
On my flight there is a barky thermos-sized dog, a baby at siren volume, and a goth. It's like a commercial for something I do not want.
10:55 PM October 08, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I wish the inspiration to create didn't rely so heavily on the feedback loop. But it does, am I right, guys? OH GOD TELL ME HOW RIGHT I AM.
11:15 AM October 08, 2008
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AmyJane
I'm not going to place any blame, but this conversation actually took place in our house: "I'm sorry I threw up in your favorite shoes."
06:25 PM October 04, 2008
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scottsimpson
If you need to buy a cheap DVD player, the brand-new Fry's in Sunnyvale does not yet smell like acne medicine and loneliness.
12:18 PM September 28, 2008
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emilybrianna
A man on our block has been polishing his rims in the driveway all morning. Yards away, his house lies crushed under a large sycamore tree.
11:05 AM September 19, 2008
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anamariecox
Much Obama book bashing here in Blaine. GOP has declared war on self-reflection. And, no, they won't reconsider.
09:43 AM September 19, 2008
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levendis
The Mayans say the world is ending in 2012.
Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!
08:51 AM September 16, 2008
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scottsimpson
This works at every level. What qualifies me to manage the remote control? Well, I can see the TV from my couch.
10:59 AM September 15, 2008
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lonelysandwich
@BarackObama You won the primary with style. But it's not about style now, it's about power. So get angry, please. Show me you(')r(e) nuts.
12:48 PM September 10, 2008
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nictate
1 out of 5 Republicans get their news from FW:Fw:FW:FW e-mails.
10:00 AM September 09, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
New term for hooking up with girls to get attention: "Pulling a McCain." Example: "Dude, those drunk blonds were totally pulling a McCain."
06:14 PM August 31, 2008
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scottsimpson
I'm happy to "go black." It's the "never going back" that scares me. Do we have enough qualified African-American presidents en route?
09:20 AM August 31, 2008
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scottsimpson
You call it a bikini. I call it a nipple burkha. Let's end this cycle of shame. Here, let me help you.
10:20 AM August 27, 2008
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strutting
Law school spoiler: "I think it certainly does. Or it absolutely should. Obviously it doesn't, but it should." Now you don't have to go.
08:42 AM August 27, 2008
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Slate
Mark Warner is the first Claymation politician.
06:49 PM August 26, 2008
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Tony_D
Why does ___ feel the need to bash me with nonsensical scholarly lit-crit potshots? Go write something of your own, you fucking pedant.
10:15 AM August 20, 2008
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tj
FYI - the "Bouncing on the Tramp" is *also* an event in the Hobo Olympics. In fact, it's the *only* event in the Hobo Olympics.
06:58 PM August 18, 2008
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awryone
They aren't kidding when they say NuvaRing is NOT for everybody.
My wife is pregnant again and I still have this thing stuck in my ass.
08:37 PM August 07, 2008
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Moltz
That was weird. Just got pulled over for Driving While White. The cop gave me a capital gains tax cut and a 1 PM tee time.
10:33 AM August 07, 2008
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badbanana
Technology is all well and good until someone hits you in the head with a rock.
01:32 PM August 06, 2008
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