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evo_terra I have seen the fall of civilization. And it comes in a line dance form. 6:07 PM Nov 15th from txt

bookchiq @copyblogger is running a Twitter haiku contest with a MacBook Air for the winner. Fun and motivational! :) http://tr.im/12pn 2:43 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to copyblogger

bohdel And, like every morning, I'm up holding an infant before dawn. Wish I was treated so nicely when i have gas. 2:03 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck

jchutchins You *really can* write that novel. I promise. http://richmond.craigslist.... 10:25 PM Nov 8th from twitterrific

JasonCalacanis You know you're up early when you're standing in your driveway waiting for the newspaper to arrive. When do you know you're up early? 5:41 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry

KJToo The road ahead is fraught with peril. Wait. Traffic cones. The road ahead is fraught with traffic cones. 7:45 AM Oct 20th from web

minitotoro you know it's too early when the monster on your igoogle page is still sleeping 7:40 AM Oct 14th from twhirl

jchutchins I hate putting people on the You Should Be Strapped To A Rocket And Shot Into The Sun Because You're A Fucking Idiot list. Sad but necessary 7:49 PM Oct 3rd from web

jonathancoulton Just found out my Oxford gig is not happening - this UK trip needs a $700 billion bail out RIGHT NOW, or I will have to eat Paul and Storm. 10:37 AM Sep 30th from web

minitotoro this wysiwyg is a wysiwtf. I dub thee FAIL. 3:26 PM Sep 17th from twhirl

Scobleizer @juliejulie Naysayers don't get to me. They remind me of my mom albeit without the wooden spoon! :-) 4:16 AM Sep 13th from twitterrific in reply to juliejulie

KJToo Oh, hey: Happy Birthday, @jczorkmid! 9:18 PM Sep 3rd from web

bohdel We have a beautiful little boy. 8lb 11oz. 21in 7:18 PM Sep 3rd from txt

jonathancoulton Repliers: the correct answer is certainly not "write a song about it." Certainly not when my hands are all soapy and in the toilet. 5:02 PM Aug 14th from web

jonathancoulton Serious question: what are you supposed to do when you drop the soap in the toilet? 4:31 PM Aug 14th from web

johnjosephadams is readin ur slush pile, rejectin ur stories. 7:56 AM Jul 10th from mobile web

TeeMonster @jczorkmid Thank you, sir. Good call. 8:45 AM Jul 7th from twhirl in reply to jczorkmid

mightymur @jczorkmid fantastic idea! 6:56 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to jczorkmid

guykawasaki Puppy Without Front Legs Gets Help From Unique Device http://tinyurl.com/5lv2ng 4:21 PM Jul 1st from twitterfeed

mwsmedia @planetx You didn't see the wink inbetween the panels? I read it as satire on the whole medium, and the people who read it. 11:42 AM Jun 26th from twhirl in reply to planetx

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