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hotdogsladies
Struck by how few of the challenges in a normal person's life will be ameliorated by a sentence containing the phrase "new web application."
4:29 PM Jun 2nd from web
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hotdogsladies
Ellie keeps trying to eat the Baby Sign Language book. Which, coincidentally, is the sign for "I want to eat the Baby Sign Language book."
4:05 PM Apr 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
One trip to the grocery store answers the heretofore unasked question "Do you still know all the words to Hall & Oates' 'Private Eyes?'"
6:06 PM Mar 22nd from web
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scottsimpson
Traditionally, fire is the most challenging element to sleep on, but I am having problems with this air mattress.
9:35 AM Mar 11th from web
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hotdogsladies
He also ♯'s veal, ✰'s Tweets, ♙'s guitars, ✏'s you in, ✔'s you out, holds the ☏, ⚐'s it and moves on, points ☞'s, and very much ♡'s Ⓤ. ☺
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5:25 PM Feb 14th from web
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lonelysandwich
Early-20s, overheard: "This has been the best year of my life. But if this is the best year of the _rest_ of my life, that's not so good."
7:06 PM Dec 30th, 2007 from web
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zeldman
Tired and disoriented from the move, I just accidentally ingested my dog's antihistamine. If you catch me licking myself, call 911.
6:13 PM Dec 23rd, 2007 from web
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ev
Just bought 4-Hour Work Week on my newly arrived Kindle. They go together because if you're only going to work 4 hours, you can read a lot.
2:29 PM Nov 28th, 2007 from web
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hotdogsladies
If our neighbors were replaced by a circus of retarded gibbons with mallets, I'd deliver a covered dish just to say "Welcome" and "Thanks."
6:44 PM Nov 5th, 2007 from web
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