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Michael Gibson
lovehasnologic One of our boxes is labelled "head, kitchen knives, tasty spices". Oh my what is for dinner tonight.
fhiqria
fhiqria @jasonvo - does that make your ipod "undead"?
Rob Blatt
robblatt @jasonvo "I may just have to resort to slapping and banging" - that advice is intended for iPods ONLY.
Kris Smith
croncast ohhh, i see. you are following 34,102 because reading the public timeline is just too much?
Mark Pentleton
markpentleton @lisibo Have virtually not stopped and it'll be no Apprentice for me tonight :-(
John Dalton
john_dalton Making headway with WP Theme issues. As a friend once said - If at first you don't succeed so much for skydiving.
Michael Gibson
lovehasnologic the pole blocking my view makes the construction sign look like it says "EMO construction". We'll crush your building with our tears.
Pete Alcorn
palcorn And is there anything on earth more disingenuous than a recorded voice saying "your call is very important to us" every 60 seconds?
Jason Van Orden
jasonvo If anyone is curious, here is a sat. photo of the historical smokeout of BsAs: http://tinyurl.com/6d3235. Spreading to Uruguay now.
Mike Doe
mikedoe It can't be easy having a street name of "Stank."
Kris Smith
croncast only in a unitarian church could you pull a baby jesus out of a backpack.
Michael Gibson
lovehasnologic beware, laughing babies and pooping babies look and sound the same.
Adam Varga
varga Pained on the side of an old jeep held together by duct tape (being towed by NYPD): "From the Projects to the Pyramids, the Lord provides"
Adam Varga
varga Graffiti typos I've spotted today: "Lucy is a smut" and "Bich". Someone's really gotta teach these kids to spell.
Kris Smith
croncast tip: your "fyi" email that begins or ends with "fyi" makes you an instant asshole. for good measure add an ASAP to it for cherry on top.
Anna Farmery
Engagingbrand brain informed me today it was on go slow..it feels exploited and overworked. Couldn't argue back as brain wouldn't give me the power...
Mike Doe
mikedoe Is there a time limit for reading a woman's tattoo? What if it's in cursive?
RBPviolinist
RBPviolinist went to the wailing wall, left a short note to God of less than 140 characters :)

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