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What did you do today? Me? I became a Notary Public in the State of Colorado. http://tinyurl.com/4zd93m
Worst part of the debate tonight? Tom Brokaw. We know they agreed to the rules - let the men actually DEBATE!
Jared's weekly horoscope: There are, in fact, good and evil twins, but a greater range of moral choices is available to you as a sextuplet.
Favorite memory from today: Tanis running around in just a bra playing hide and seek with the dog. That was pretty great :)
Two words that your cellphone can confuse (because they use the same keys): super and strep - talk about confusing opposites...
Wooo Training and wooo day shift
dispatcher tired
It always seems like it starts getting dark earlier this time of year... weird
Michael Moore's new movie, Slacker Uprising, is available online for free - check it out! And no, this is not spam - http://snipr.com/3sx1v
Time to unleash my weiner! No, not like that - I mean Rodney - today is racing day! Video to come. http://snipr.com/3sen4
Tony Blair (yes, that one) on The Daily Show: As a matter of history, no two democracies have ever waged war against one another.
@tobypartridge Wow, does this mean you're making your own coffee/espresso instead of going to Starbucks? I'll bet your barista misses you...
@tobypartridge Tanis would be Ripper Shook Palin and I would be Bush Gator Palin (how appropriate!)
http://twitpic.com/bt1o - They finally arrived! Obamarific!
If you're reading this, congratulations! Not only did the LHC not kill you (http://snipr.com/3qeme), you made it halfway through the month.
Hurricane Ike coverage is prety cool - the media is staying in the hotel next to the one we stayed at before we took our honeymoon cruise.
She was so afraid the LHC was going to painlessly wipe her out of existence she commited suicide by pesticide... sigh http://snipr.com/3p97t
IKEA is coming to Denver!!! IKEA IS COMING TO DENVER!!!! DENVER!!! IKEA!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
From Tanis - know how a dog actually drinks water? Time Warp shows you that your eye is deceiving you: http://snipr.com/3o4ep
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