ivanbrandon
trying not to wake up on the subway at 8 in the morning in a pool of my own vomit with my friend's severed hand.
| y yo sin frenos. |
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| cat clearly having fucked up dreams. what the hell do cats have nightmares about? the wrong kind of cat food? |
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| looking at him again, newly fatter giuliani ACTS like a david lynch villain, but he LOOKS like a guillermo del toro creature. |
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| @BrianReed yeah, i didn't bat an eye about believing it. |
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| WHOOPS: being told the fox news thing is NOT REAL. it's a photoshop prank. |
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| http://tinyurl.com/62qbtk it's not that it's shocking, it's that an adult wrote it out and at least 1 other adult approved it. |
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| i love this a lot http://tinyurl.com/657rqn |
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| @chuckbb hates canada like no man has ever before hated canada |
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| best gmail ad ever: Born To Run Pint Glasses - www.GlassicLyrics.com - Buy Pint Glasses Inspired by Bruce Springsteen's Music. Order Today! |
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| heidi klum should be involved in this process. "one of you will be the next president." "and one of you will be out." |
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| so: the press seems to be declaring the speech a success? i can objectively see she was better than guiliani, but she seemed bland to me. |
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| will dennis: "this is the best PTA president speech i've ever heard" |
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| oh my god, giuliani is like a david lynch character. |
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| "Leeches? Yeah the dude loves leeches. He always out gettin' his leech on." |
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| you blew it. |
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| @dcurtisj sadly, it's not, this thing's full of problems since she bought it. |
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| and @vasilislolos 's batman: http://tinyurl.com/664c3v |
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| your present for the day: rafael grampa's THING http://tinyurl.com/6dzwk5 |
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| and then when called on it has no idea why it's a big deal and keeps emailing you. (BCC, PEOPLE!) |
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