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zeldman
Sucks for everyone else on the planet, but it's shaping up to be a brilliant century for satirists and American billionaires.
04:37 AM September 04, 2008
from Hahlo
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Remiel
Slippery slope: let blacks and women run for office, and tomorrow it'll be gays and atheists. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STAND UP FOR THE ASSHOLES?
05:19 PM September 02, 2008
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zeldman
The difference between clown cars and the elevators in this office building? Footwear.
06:57 AM August 28, 2008
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fireland
Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death?
09:13 PM August 27, 2008
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fireland
Today should've been a deleted scene. Self-indulgent, cliché, didn't advance the plot at all, and no nudity. For completists only.
09:20 PM July 29, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list; and 500MM people saying, "FAIL."
08:56 AM July 28, 2008
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tj
"Douché": for when you have to concede that someone has made a good counter-argument, but they're being a jerk about it.
09:52 AM July 17, 2008
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awryone
I hope Favrd can retroactively apply these favorites when twitter's API issues get fixed.
This is like writing movie reviews for the blind.
08:29 AM July 17, 2008
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hughmcguire
favourite message from: http://tinyurl.com/3st6su ? : "Dear Rogers, Improve your service and quit being an intransigent bag of douche!"
03:29 PM June 27, 2008
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sgrandmaison
How come some self-proclaimed "new media specialists" aren't on FaceBook, LinkedIn and Twitter? Oh yeah, self proclaimed...
07:48 AM June 17, 2008
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30sleeps
It's funny to observe the exaggerated body language people use to convey "I'm not senile, I'm just talking into a Bluetooth earpiece."
06:47 AM June 03, 2008
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wilsonminer
@beep Semantic markup is like sex. Everybody claims to have the same goal, but everybody has their own tricks and results vary widely.
09:15 AM May 16, 2008
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in reply to beep
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tape
When Obama wins, no one will block the subway doors or stand on the left side of the escalator ever again.
11:10 AM May 09, 2008
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martinlessard
@inevernu "Urgent" is yesterday. "Relatively urgent" is now.
07:35 AM April 23, 2008
from TwitterFox
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sgrandmaison
To clients: it's the ideas that count! Stop rejecting ideas "because wife don't like green". Nobody gives a shit of your wife's color taste!
12:01 PM April 18, 2008
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ara_p
Could we introduce a spammer death penatly into law? Maybe not death, maybe just hung by toenails in the public square... what do you think?
07:19 PM April 15, 2008
from twhirl
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ara_p
May I simply and calmly restate that your disorganization and general ineptitude does not translate into _my_ emergency or problem.
06:49 AM April 11, 2008
from twhirl
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Blork
Cold enough? Thx for the gun Mr. Heston. K thx bye.
08:50 PM April 10, 2008
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