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xenijardin
Famous person says Palin killed: http://tinyurl.com/4ej5ye (web ad goofup)
05:11 PM October 03, 2008
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Jordan_Morris
Doing the "Orange County Pub Crawl" tonight TGIFridays-->Giant Movie Theater-->House party @ Mike Ness' place
01:07 PM October 03, 2008
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tonyfaulkner
Lastly, Palin's not reaching out to Biden after the choke-up will count as a "gaffe" tomorrow.
09:05 PM October 02, 2008
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carlosdavis
@hodgman "Re: Biden's wife, "Her reward is in heaven." Did you just threaten her life, Palin?" *Shrug* me != professional comedian
07:57 PM October 02, 2008
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carlosdavis
@hodgman I beat you by a minute to the threatening Jill Biden joke. And you screwed it up.
07:41 PM October 02, 2008
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MCBrennan
@hodgman Yes, but to be fair, she was having a mild stroke at the time.
06:50 PM October 02, 2008
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mpancia
@hodgman I hear her jacket is coming out with a book about Hillary's pantsuit.
06:06 PM October 02, 2008
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sampotts
Buying up Randy Newman albums like they're mortgage institutions!
10:56 AM September 27, 2008
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rebeccawatson
@hodgman McCain has molted, revealing a young, vibrant skin. Promises to unhinge his jaw to consume the national debt. Obama speechless.
06:03 PM September 26, 2008
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johnmoe
Two days of offsite retreat concluded. Twitter heavily discussed. Hello coworkers now reading this. Can never say anything good ever again.
05:28 PM September 12, 2008
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Jordan_Morris
Brainstorming ways to impress Mathew McConaughey today. Ideas: Good hearty handshake, make bong out of something that is not a bong already
08:58 AM September 10, 2008
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johnmoe
Guy 1: Didja HEAR?! Obama lipstick pig Palin mad WOW!
Guy 2: I don't have time for this right now, my house is being foreclosed upon.
08:21 AM September 10, 2008
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ambermacarthur
Love that my hotel changes the elevator floor mats every 24 hours to reflect the day of the week!
07:31 AM September 10, 2008
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scottsimpson
Who has three thumbs and cries whenever you make one of those "Who has two thumbs" jokes? This guy.
12:02 PM September 08, 2008
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apelad
I think I'll make a snappy today.
11:54 AM September 08, 2008
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apelad
We saw a Lotus on the highway today. My wife dared me to yell "money well spent" at the driver. Turns out she knew the guy.
12:00 AM September 04, 2008
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youngamerican
I bet if you did some investigating w/r/t MaxFunCon, you might find something cool.
10:07 PM September 03, 2008
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