hodgman
If you are in Massachusetts, please don't tell anyone about the SECRET SHOWS.
| hodgman From now on. tht s ll. That boils it down to 8 consonants. HPPY!? |
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| hodgman I SHOULD KNOW: I live in Park Slope. that is all. |
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| hodgman @johnmoe --The house doesn't matter so much as the neighbors. By which I mean: the actual humans. Not their supposed politics. |
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| hodgman @ambermacarthur --THANK YOU for listening to my audio book. |
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| hodgman Mark C. Adams. Do you have a Twitter account? If not, why not? Please reply ASAP. That is all. |
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| hodgman "USA: FIRST CLASS, FOREVER." (Proof=http://tinyurl.com/3nb6uj) |
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| hodgman @priscellie --THANK YOU. You are so intensely correct, it is poetic. @andybates --THANK YOU. It is definitely higher than 131. BUT HOW HIGH? |
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| hodgman ATTN: twitterers to whom I sent TAXONOMIES. Can you remember where I left off numbering them? Look in the bottom right corner. Thank you. |
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| hodgman Realizing that "goddamn elves" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "fucking elves." |
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| hodgman @mtgordon --COULTON will be along primarily for those dates when he is not in ENGLAND and IRELAND. @capnjoy --YES. |
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| hodgman @hotdogsladies Yr comment re: the roast beef station in the men's room=so good that it provokes provokes long hours of existential despair. |
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| hodgman @apelad Tell Florida I say FAREWELL. Safe journeys, Lad. |
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| hodgman @joeypfeifer I WILL NOT SIGN ANYTHING until there is a book. But I believe that NYC has a few other things to offer (shake shack). |
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| hodgman Meanwhile, I am preparing to send TAXONOMIES OF COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE to all those who sent in the hobo nickel form from BOOK 1. |
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| hodgman ANSWER 2=the Oct/Nov tour for BOOK 2 will essentially be Little Gray Book Lectures, minus the Brooklyn. |
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| hodgman @martintsang--Thank you for your question re: the Little Gray Book Lectures. Answer 1=when @martintsang invents MORE MINUTES PER DAY. |
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| hodgman IF YOU SEE DARIN STRAUSS in San Francisco tonight, tell him I said "Craig Kittles" That is all. |
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| hodgman Apparently I am not inflating my right lung enough when I breathe. That is all. |
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| hodgman I have not been to a literary reading for a long time. Was surprised by the amount to cell phone vid cam-ing. Really? BOOTLEG LIT READINGS? |
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