hamburgers
I love when bus drivers totally ignore the traffic signals. GTA style!
| hamburgers I keep running into facebook friends and ignoring them. It may be a social web but it's business as usual in real life. |
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| hamburgers My phone wants to say cup when i type bus. Just clarifying in case i ever say riding the cup. That sounds gross... |
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| hamburgers Watching the humans devolve. Heading east on king st. |
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| hamburgers Taiwan translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead" |
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| hamburgers Someone tell Guy Ritchie that divorcing Madonna will lift the bad movie curse. |
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| hamburgers I'm going to have to take psychic out of the skills section in my resume. |
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| hamburgers It's hard to focus on the entertainment when the tv is playing the muppets |
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| hamburgers NOBODY BLOWS LIKE THE ARGOS |
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| hamburgers @drtiki who's there? |
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| hamburgers I'm thinking of starting my own reality show about how much I hate reality tv. It'll be called "so, you think I care?" |
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| hamburgers Sometimes a question is so stupid I can't even come up with a sarcastic response. It's like kryptonite... Only it's not strong, it's stupid. |
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| hamburgers Step 1 in becoming an SEO Expert: Let everyone around you know how important you are. If they forget, remind them. |
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| hamburgers add "minimal dance pop using only a Casio keyboard" to the list. |
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| hamburgers if a description of your music includes the word "electro" I'm probably not going to like it. |
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| hamburgers "It worked yesterday" is not a reason why something should be working today. It's not working because something inside it is broken. |
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| hamburgers There's something funny about middle aged women calling eachother girlfriend. Reminds me of the time my dad called me home slice. Awkward. |
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| hamburgers might as well face it, you're addicted to fudge! |
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| hamburgers How do you recover from total failure/embarassment? I call for a tiki bar solution, surely there must be a drink that will solve this. |
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| hamburgers today feels like a monday-friday. Such a strange way to do a long weekend. |
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