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jennyholzer
SLOPPY THINKING GETS WORSE OVER TIME
01:01 PM September 03, 2008
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tommoody
one simple click can make a difference
03:37 PM August 31, 2008
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pupsintrouble
techno beach...where the only squares are the waves.
11:36 PM August 16, 2008
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Ewhy
esa-pekka should be a pokemon name
08:57 PM August 05, 2008
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its_spooky
Saw a kid pushing the buttons on a poster of a cell phone
03:19 PM August 03, 2008
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pjbaldes
you're fuckd when sarah mclaughlin makes sense.
12:21 AM July 29, 2008
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dream_froth2
saw a man throw a rock at the butt of another man
02:45 PM May 22, 2008
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TuftedTwitmouse
JESS: "I didn't know I had an Anne Frank threshhold, but you just crossed it by calling her a 'bottom.' LILY: "All martyrs are bottoms."
12:58 AM May 19, 2008
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ge_ty_si
earlier today i bought a large axe and HD porn
02:58 AM May 10, 2008
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pupsintrouble
thinkin about an "i'm thinking arbys" trampstamp.
08:57 PM April 16, 2008
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willsimpson
went to make a grilled cheese and when i came back my computer had mysteriously shut down
03:31 PM April 09, 2008
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MarkRoudebush
The great thing about ying and yang is there's not too much of either.
11:31 PM April 08, 2008
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homytoad
Aha! Have traced recent, frequent headaches to recent, frequent side ponytails!
07:42 PM March 23, 2008
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homytoad
woke up with golfer's ass
09:19 AM March 18, 2008
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TuftedTwitmouse
Last wk, girl in bar approaches me: "Are you a pilot w/a sister named Melissa?" Me: resounding "YES!" We both shriek w/delight &jump up&down
04:06 PM March 13, 2008
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TuftedTwitmouse
Broke it off w. Joni. She invoked Spice Girls lyrics to convey her unwillingness to put up w. my lack of commitment. I quoted Nov. Rain
08:16 PM March 10, 2008
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_io
just shot will ferrell's face on the poster for blades of glory with a pistol
02:49 PM March 08, 2008
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dotkalm
last night: asked belgians if they made waffle jokes. They do!
10:40 AM March 08, 2008
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Ewhy
elizabeth threw a knife at me and it hit me in the face
12:54 AM March 05, 2008
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pupsintrouble
greatful dead bears need to re-evaluate how they have spent the last 40 years.
01:47 PM March 02, 2008
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