gup
discarded a bit of turkey on staircase
| gup started tearing up listening to Hendrix's star spangled banner on the radio |
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| gup struck a roach with a Twizzler |
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| gup many ants crawled into 409 bottle and died |
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| gup was honked at |
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| gup driving through beverly hills blasting reggae then realizing that this is not subversive |
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| gup getting gmail ads for "bed wetting" |
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| gup dad gave me taco coupon |
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| gup couldn't open water bottle |
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| gup got vegan ranch dressing up my nose |
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| gup "hi, i'd like a sourdough jack" "you want a combo or just the Jack?" "just the Jack, please" |
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| gup took a dump in The Americana At Brand |
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| gup seem to have lost my applesauce |
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| gup grocery list: 6 canned soups, applesauce |
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| gup mexican guys hollering "hey honey" at me out of car window |
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| gup to do: take junk out of trunk |
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| gup a budding interest in fine chocolates |
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| gup brief family argument about whether taco bell's mexican pizza has onions or not |
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| gup stopped using deodorant (to impress girlfriend) |
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| gup earlier today i bought a large axe and HD porn |
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