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goathair @nastinchka YES, PLEASE. Goathair and Lalojo Boombastic sounds exquisite.
goathair @jeskeets I've got dibs on J.P. Fazooli as my codename's codename.
goathair If I had to start my internet "career" over again, I'd definitely pick Mr. Boombastic as my nom de plume.
goathair @jeskeets I'm partial to "don't you play with my nose / cause I'm a hachoo sneeze." So many great choices.
goathair I can't decide what the best Shaggy song is.
goathair Whois.net: revealing blogger's real identities since 5 minutes ago
goathair New gameplan: have 5 guys show up. Lame.
goathair If Jamba Juice replaced silly employee banter with speedy blending people wouldn't have to fake being happy to be there.
goathair Maybe Twitter wouldn't be over capacity all the time if they didn't let whales on the inside of it.
goathair Fleet Foxes, Vampire Weekend, the Hold Steady, and Animal Collective. Suck it, suckas.
goathair Heat Ledger dying was a real jerk move. Thanks for The Joker though.
goathair Blondes not bombs.
goathair @Nastinchka Me too. Hataz.
goathair SPOILER ALERT: Heath Ledger is dead.
goathair @the700level Get a Flip mini camera. They're tiny, easy to use, and take pretty good video. Email me if you have any questions.
goathair "I love to phone bone."
goathair @nastinchka PLEASE DO
goathair Apparently my fiancee, @lalojo, is getting hit on by Cal Ripken, Jr. https://twitter.com/lalojo/...
goathair Hit the monkey with a hawk, get the cradle so I get a fishing pole to catch a fish then feed it to a cat so the owner sells me a slingshot.