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My next job interview, I'm going to use the Palin Strategy and simply refuse to meet with anybody who might ask me a question.
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Nothing says "carnival ride operator" like a toothless 55-year-old meth addict with a fresh neck tattoo.
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My 401(k) is 404. My 401(k) is $4.01K. My 401K is f-401(k)'d. ... No wonder there are no funny economists.
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I think conservatives like Palin so much because they can finally masturbate to Bush's policies without feeling "all gay."
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As a finance professional, I recommend a diversified portfolio of shotguns and canned food.
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Good-bye, Zoe. We love you. http://xrl.us/zdog
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Just signed up with @slicehost. Love everything so far but the disk: only 40G (35 available). It's cramped like 2001 in here.
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Tom, 9, getting his brother's goat: "You have anger management issues." Mike, 8, getting gotten: "I DO NOT!"
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What's astonishing isn't that Bush has 23% approval, it's that he _still_ has 23% approval. I thought only 10% of a population was crazy.
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I am full of pork, and happy.
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Just saw "Walking with Dinosaurs" with the boys -- http://tinyurl.com/4pedf2 I know what I want to be for Halloween now.
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OH in bookstore, clerk to hopelessly desperate birthday shopper: "For some reason, teenage girls love gay-themed manga. It's so romantic."
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Cooking with the kids: "Mix it by hand. ... No, no! By spoon! By spoon!"
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Given how the Administration is going about getting the Bailout money, how long before there are Bailout Fries in the Capitol lunch room?
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Just for the record, if you're looking for an AJAX busy animation, don't search Google Images for "throbber."
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Along with "liberal" and "elite," Republicans are also apparently attempting to vilify ideas like "competent&qu ...
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It wasn't Hindenburg that failed, it was the _hydrogen_.
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So that roll-out was, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, yes. Apocalyptic.
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It's 4am, twelve hours before launch. I'm so tired that my hands are shaking, making it hard to type. God, programming is glamorous.
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OK, OK, everybody gets one trilliion-dollar gimme. But two? Two, and I draw the line.
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