garyandrews
Ah, airport lounges. I'd forgotten just how soulless you are.
| Out of office on. Handover done. I'm outta here. Off to Spain for just over a week, so I'll be unusually quiet. Adios! |
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| @twofootedtackle sadly it referred to Ulrika Jonsson and not... actually I'm not sure if bin-liner breasts are ever attractive. |
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| Just received this press release:“my breasts look like a couple of ping pong balls and a couple of bin liners”. It's not from a porn site. ... |
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| @Prycie oddly, that's where I'm off to this evening. Sadly not moving there though :( |
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| New piece from me at Soccerlens. Why John Akinde's transfer to Bristol City isn't as straightforward as it seems http://tinyurl.com/5tcb9s |
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| @twofootedtackle yes, that was one of my immediate thoughts after hearing the Man City takeover... |
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| @twofootedtackle I'm utterly confused by today's transfer and money happenings. What on earth is going on? |
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| Balls. George Friend to Wolves confirmed. Still, I reckon we'll have got a decent fee and the lad will clearly do very well at that level |
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| Akinde piece finished, just need to upload, then catch up with the latest transfer activity from elsewhere |
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| @thomairs orthopedic shoes? What on earth are they? Are they the new footwear for Oxford United's players? |
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| @timhoang this deadline day has verged on the bizarre and mental side. It's like footballing version of Cluedo! |
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| @thomairs non. It's a clip you tie around the bag, lift, then it beeps and flashes the weight of the bag at you. Beats scales any day |
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| @JazCummins having just seen your retweet I feel slightly ill... |
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| Latest I've ever started a Soccerlens piece, but this week it'll be on John Akinde. What do you mean who? |
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| Fuck me. I log into the football news and it looks like we're selling George Friend to Wolves. Shit. He was a City star in the making. |
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| My lovely housemates has an electronic bag weigher. I didn't know such things existed. I'm 8kg under the limit :) |
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| Question of the day in the office: What is the cow thinking during the process of cow tipping? |
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| Got my euros. Just need to pack tonight. And have very nearly cleared everything I can possibly do this end. Just need to do a handover. |
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| @catherinegee get all your requests in now! Can you survive without me that long? |
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