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hotdogsladies
Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet.
07:02 AM August 06, 2008
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vmarinelli
8 y.o. saw magician recently, is inspired, wants to learn "hide the quarter" trick. You do NOT want to know where she keeps hiding quarters.
08:32 PM August 03, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
While crying I accidentally blew my nose in a tissue that had been used for far more enjoyable purposes this morning. Insult? Meet injury.
08:17 PM July 31, 2008
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codinghorror
downloading Opera to test our site and stave off the most vocal 1% of any userbase..
11:55 AM July 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
My shrink said low dopamine caused my ADD, and I said "That's a cool pen. Who makes that?" (See how I slipped in that shrink thing? Clever.)
10:34 AM July 30, 2008
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nostrich
I think I'm getting somewhere with cute barista. She mentioned a restraining order today. No order necessary, you can restrain me any time!
09:36 PM July 29, 2008
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zeldman
Every genuine artist fears the day his talent dies. Hemingway shot himself, Ingmar Bergman quit directing, Mike Myers made The Love Guru.
07:31 AM July 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Oh, MobileMe. I've already confused you, haven't I? Here, have some juice, and I'll go get the puppets so we can have our "Sync" talk again.
12:02 PM July 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Dude. Skype isn't a social network; don't "friend" me. Jesus. If you dropped a goddamn hammer in this town, by noon it'd have 500 "friends."
03:56 PM July 16, 2008
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vmarinelli
Found condom wrapper while taking apart bed. Husband had vasectomy eight years ago. So, yeah, that's curious.
11:48 AM July 08, 2008
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mchang16
Just got this blog spam: "Please, do not delete the given message. Money obtained from spam will go to help then hungry children of uganda"
07:23 PM July 07, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
Whenever I call anyone for advice they are either sloppy drunk, having sex, or in a bar fight. Apparently my support system is M?tley Cr?e.
01:42 PM June 14, 2008
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hotdogsladies
When the Dr. asks why I think I have undiagnosed ADD, I'll turn and point toward the internet. And then you guys can all laugh and wave.
09:29 PM June 04, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
My favorite thing about moving is how that first morning when you wake up in a new room you look around for the one night stand.
08:41 AM June 02, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
If hamsters could eat themselves I would buy one. Unfortunately you have to buy two and watch them mate in order to get to the good part.
10:44 AM May 27, 2008
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zeldman
Freedom means choosing whether Google or Microsoft owns your email.
07:55 PM May 24, 2008
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AndreasAndersen
Kona på fest. Jeg: 1/2 kilo smågodt, sixpack og old school-spill på Playstation. Nerd? Ja. Trenger profesjonell hjelp..?
07:46 PM May 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Someday, you may notice yourself having said, "I need to get a more comfortable belt." And, that's when the real test of character begins.
06:27 PM May 21, 2008
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codinghorror
"I plan on pirating it, because if there's one thing Internet communities agree on, it's that piracy has no impact on sales."
04:18 PM May 17, 2008
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fireland
How much do you have to pay a cop to forget he saw a bloodstained Tickle Me Elmo stuffed with opium? Wikipedia is like zero help over here.
12:36 PM May 16, 2008
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