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On a sign in the Wal-mart produce dept.: orange FLESH MELONS. Emphasis theirs.
| fiareynne New blog post: Fanfiction Rec: A Whole Lot of Hurry Up and Wait by Lovethesnark http://blog.nerd-herders.or... |
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| fiareynne I love words. |
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| fiareynne Is there some property of chlorine that makes your hair NEVER want to be dry again? I went swimming like six hours ago. |
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| fiareynne If you could marry a television show, I'd marry Chuck. Y'know, if Firefly would let me have Wash in the divorce. |
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| fiareynne Dude, it is so naptime. |
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| fiareynne WTF Hancock?! |
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| fiareynne Will Smith. Eating a banana. Yes please. |
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| fiareynne I has a Dark Knight ticket. |
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| fiareynne "Sure, I'll go to the parade if I'm up" does not mean "Please wake me up for the parade." |
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| fiareynne The current theory on why I suck at Guitar Hero: either I'm making into math (which I suck at) or my fingers are retarded. Opinions? |
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| fiareynne @sockherder Don't you love that? You know they didn't pay for it, either. |
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| fiareynne @sockherder Yeah, even the strawberry lemonade at Ruby Tuesdays doesn't compare. |
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| fiareynne Today's quotable Fia: "You may catch more flies with vinegar than honey, but people don't tend to appreciate being treated like insects." |
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| fiareynne Why does my father insist on calling his Subaru a Scooby Doo? We do not speak rhyming slang in fucking Maine. |
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| fiareynne Facebook should have an option for "I know this person, but I don't like them enough to be friends. Just acknowledging the social network." |
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| fiareynne Okay, could the Nicole Richie gossip sites please quit pinging my Chuck blog now? |
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| fiareynne OMG! Hitchhiker with a ponytail and an eyepatch! Mom won't let me pick up pirates. |
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| fiareynne Now that LJ is back up, LJ status says it's down. Right hand, meet left hand. I suggest you learn to communicate. |
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| fiareynne LJ says it's down for emergency maintenance. LJ status says there's nothing wrong with LJ. I'm glad we cleared that up. |
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