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@awkwardlysocial Flickr is pregnant? AGAIN?
| @evoldog Or when your neighbor ran over your puppy. The puppy who was given to you from that homeless guy with AIDS. |
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| @awkwardlysocial I heard that twitter was sort of getting in on with the rest of the internets, but didn't know about the STD's. |
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| And to prove once again that mah brain is size of sunflower seed: Just opened freezer to find exploded Diet Coke I'd put in there this aft. |
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| @mediaChick I've been trying to DM you, but twitter is being assy. Did my comment show up on your blog yesterday? I think Safari ate it. |
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| Holy fuck. The whole publishing business is giving me a mental illness. First the screw-ups with the PR people and now a freakin revision. |
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| @MouthyGirl Yes, you guessed it. AM A DIRTY, SAILOR SWEARING GIRL. I like to think it adds to my appeal, but I seriously doubt it. |
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| @scottypboston I only swear on the internet. I wouldn't want people to think I was uncouth. *cough* |
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| @scottypboston So, when I go in for an interview, I shouldn't say that she's a hot chick with some nice pipes? |
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| @mediaChick You totally get a gold star for that! And you get a cookie. |
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| @drurobseth Of course your vote counts. But since I can read your mind, I know you were gunning for the stupid! ;-) |
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| @mommastantrum I agree. Hence the reason they are my BFF. Heee. |
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| @jspepper Hiow come no one ever pitches me booze? WTF? Instead I get shiz like The Pet Industry in a Changing Economy. |
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| Am either incredibly busy or incredibly stupid, as I am just now at 2:31 pm having first meal of the day. |
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| @mpelzsherman Tehran? |
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| @missburrows I ALWAYS get blamed for talking about boobs. And it's never TRUE. (One of those sentences is a lie.) |
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| @missburrows Miss Murrows, Miss Burrows, Miss Spurrows, hmmm seems likely. |
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| @mediaChick Am here to serve. And provide the interwebs with old 70's pimp speak. |
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| @missburrows Your evil twin. She looks like Crystal Carrington. Only with bigger boobs. |
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| @scottypboston I don't do virgin either. I do tequila. Neat. |
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