@bberrymom If he's cute, you could hold your old boyfriend against *me*
about 17 hours ago
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Trying to decide whether to feed the kids or feed the kids *to* something. Very hard decision...
06:46 PM October 08, 2008
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If you're on an important call at your cubicle and you need total quiet, go to a fucking conference room instead of shushing your coworkers.
09:07 AM October 08, 2008
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@Pistachio I saw David Byrne last night and he's a hot as ever no matter his age.
11:51 AM October 07, 2008
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Twenty minutes to DAVID BYRNE!!!!!!!!!
07:45 PM October 06, 2008
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Unfollowing people who don't follow me. If I should be following you please complain in triplicate to the head office.
02:53 PM October 06, 2008
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@dwescott1 Emailed meatballs would be something I could actually *use* -- around 6pm and enough for 3 hungry boys pls.
08:57 AM October 06, 2008
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Flaks take note: Yours is a "Bad Pitch" if at any point you include the phrase "Attached, please find information on the meatballs."
08:49 AM October 06, 2008
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@Mindful_Jodi And I just got one addressed to "Dear Mommy Blogger". I wrote back "Dear PR Flak"
01:13 PM September 26, 2008
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@greenmom D'oh -- I was blocking a bunch of spammers and got you accidentally! I'm afraid you'll have to re-follow me now. Sorry about that!
07:26 AM September 20, 2008
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Splitting a pitcher of margaritas with my husband so we don't get scurvy. Safety first.
06:32 PM September 13, 2008
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@jodifur I would have brought Candy Land and called it a day!
05:20 PM September 03, 2008
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Dear Parents: When sending a birthday party invite, please indicate which child you're inviting. I have 3 close in age. Thank you.
04:26 PM September 03, 2008
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@jayandrewallen Bend over beethoven is my favorite.
10:58 AM September 03, 2008
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