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@bberrymom If he's cute, you could hold your old boyfriend against *me*
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Trying to decide whether to feed the kids or feed the kids *to* something. Very hard decision...
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If you're on an important call at your cubicle and you need total quiet, go to a fucking conference room instead of shushing your coworkers.
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@Pistachio I saw David Byrne last night and he's a hot as ever no matter his age.
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@ParentopiaDevra Take you to the river?
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Twenty minutes to DAVID BYRNE!!!!!!!!!
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Unfollowing people who don't follow me. If I should be following you please complain in triplicate to the head office.
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@globalcitizen "Ageed" x 1,000,000.
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@dwescott1 Emailed meatballs would be something I could actually *use* -- around 6pm and enough for 3 hungry boys pls.
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Flaks take note: Yours is a "Bad Pitch" if at any point you include the phrase "Attached, please find information on the meatballs."
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@Busymom Better than other 'pro-' words...
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@mammaloves Mutual :)
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@Mindful_Jodi And I just got one addressed to "Dear Mommy Blogger". I wrote back "Dear PR Flak"
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@greenmom D'oh -- I was blocking a bunch of spammers and got you accidentally! I'm afraid you'll have to re-follow me now. Sorry about that!
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Splitting a pitcher of margaritas with my husband so we don't get scurvy. Safety first.
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@jodifur I would have brought Candy Land and called it a day!
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@jodifur Yikes, definitely not one of those!
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Dear Parents: When sending a birthday party invite, please indicate which child you're inviting. I have 3 close in age. Thank you.
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@jayandrewallen Bend over beethoven is my favorite.
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my new favorite band: http://chkchkchk.net
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