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meangrape
@emmastory I'm so jealous. Your faraday cage wallet also wins you coveted Geek of the Week status.
08:27 AM September 04, 2008
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howinsidious
@emmastory: I care about you but I am not mailing you a steak.
08:01 AM September 03, 2008
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jerkomatic
BUG REPORT !!! IT ACTUALLY SAYS PRINTF ("SPIGOT SUCKS COCK") I CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE IN THE PROGRAM CODE
07:26 AM June 25, 2008
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MarsPhoenix
Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!
05:14 PM June 19, 2008
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JhnenVEE
So I haven't seen The Happening, the second Shyamalam movie I've skipped now, and I still can't shake that feeling of wanting my money back.
01:35 PM June 19, 2008
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howinsidious
Changing the color of the bottle and adding "heat" as a suffix to a fragrance does not actually change the smell. *cough*
06:33 PM June 12, 2008
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JhnenVEE
Misread this spam mail as "The sluttiest babies on the planet" and laughed derisively since I know some PRETTY slutty babies.
11:49 AM June 09, 2008
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gruber
Script font Starbucks signage, misread "shaken iced espresso" as "chicken iced espresso". Sounded like something that'd need to be blended.
07:38 AM May 22, 2008
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gruber
Me: I feel like I'm in Heat. Amy: (silence...) Me: Not like a dog. The Michael Mann movie.
08:30 PM May 20, 2008
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JhnenVEE
Gumby's thing was to walk into a book and experience the adventures there. I'd lure him into 1984 and snap pics of him in the rat cage mask
03:19 AM May 18, 2008
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jerkomatic
PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE
09:44 AM May 02, 2008
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jerkomatic
I CAN OPEN A CAN OF PRINGLES USING JUST MY TEETH AND BOTH HANDS AND A CAN OPENER
07:13 AM August 01, 2007
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