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I just remembered, Broken Social Scene is playing in Omaha next Tuesday. Tuesday? Tuesday? Hmm, can my old ass handle that on a weeknight?
Just posted a new mix on my blog, download, give a listen and let me know what you think. http://tinyurl.com/43qjb6
When did the media turn their focus from fact-checking and reporting, on behalf of the public, to campaign strategy analysis? F'n assholes.
You know what I hate? When I go to select some text in Photoshop™ and just miss, accidentally creating a new text layer. F'reals.
Imagining Lieberman and the rest of her tutors encouraging Palin to continue pronouncing it "eye-rack" and "eye-ran" just to annoy liberals.
Bill "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Clinton needs to make like a tree, and start shutting the fuck up. http://tinyurl.com/4tnqmy
@korymatthew I just noticed this last night as well. The Julianna Barwick mix is beeyootifull. I'll check out that Iskra Mix.
My knees are swollen and I'm tired as fuck—I'm clearly too old to rock and roll. Help me Guatemalan Antigua, you're my only hope.
OMFGWTFLOL, McCain doesn't know who the Prime Minister of Spain is, he doesn't even know that Spain is in Europe. http://tinyurl.com/3j5w2k
Hey, you know what they say.. see a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em. Cold got to be, you know? Shiiit.
Who are the middle-aged, dopey looking, Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald, Red Rockers and Lil' Johnny Cougars of today?
Upon closer (but not too close) inspection, what previously appeared to be orange, baggy, woolen socks, were in fact bare ankles.
Sarah Palin bounced around between 5 or 6 different schools before getting her degree in Journalism. She's no elitist! She's PRESIDENTIAL!
Just uploaded a new, Balearic-tinged mix for autumn. Go forth. Download. Get down, make love. http://tinyurl.com/459hux
Alternating between the new Lars Horntveth ("Kaleidoscopic") and a bumpin' new mix I'm gonna drop in the morning—you've been warned, son.
Dinner tonight? Fresh mozarella and a glass of orange juice. Hey, they can't all be winners.
If I'm ever in a situation where I need a "signature move," it will probably be the figure-four leg lock.
I love the horizontal scrolling functionality of the Mighty Mouse nubbin but Jesus, why does a right-click have to be so fucking difficult?
Day-dreaming of last night's pizza with fig jelly, feta, pancetta and fried bacon bits. Mmm!
Here's an idea... that 25% of America who voted to give W a second term, and NOW are unhappy with him... they don't get a vote this time.
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