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Busymom
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.
03:02 PM June 04, 2008
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johntunger
Hong fucking Kong would be a great name for a band. Or a porno. or a porno band. hey, porno band would be a great name for a band.
01:37 AM June 04, 2008
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chandavid
I've got more RAM than a Dodge dealership.
11:47 AM May 29, 2008
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Joi
Twitter killed my blogging... I'll write a post about it when I have time.
01:10 PM May 13, 2008
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zappos
Wife of @zappos_alfred told him he's not allowed to twitter in the bedroom. So I asked him whether he was enjoying sleeping on the couch.
12:25 PM May 12, 2008
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johntunger
Why doesn't someone make aloe cigarettes? They'd heal your burnt lungs as you smoked them!
03:23 AM May 09, 2008
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JasonCalacanis
for the 500+ people blocked by @davewiner i give you @davewine! http://twitter.com/davewine
03:03 PM May 08, 2008
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coryshaw
it would be cool if the skyscraper window cleaners wore Spiderman outfits...then agin the spandex suits might be a bit disturbing. scrat ...
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11:21 AM May 02, 2008
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Halcyon
HAPPY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DAY! Just 5 years ago GW put on his pilot suit and told us the war was over. YAY for peace!
11:11 AM May 01, 2008
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penelopetrunk
Friday I leave chocolates for the guy in the next office. Maybe I like him. Today they are still there, and I have PMS, so I eat them.
10:20 AM April 27, 2008
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echuckles
here's a way to go green: recycle your old tweets, replacing "SXSW" with "ROFLcon."
11:18 AM April 25, 2008
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