Crazybananas
Air conditioning is still broken at work. This is making me very grumpy...
| Crazybananas It's a gagillion degrees outside right now, and a bagillion inside due to my office's broken air conditioning. I vote pool day! |
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| Crazybananas A great day until the dog shit on the carpet. Then the kid shit on the floor of the coffee shop. And then the dog shit on the carpet again. |
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| Crazybananas There is a trail of cheerios leading from the kitchen to my bed. It's like the new age toddler version of Hansel and Gretel. |
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| Crazybananas Just now realizing that my best friends are all in different cities than me, NYC, Alabama, Manhattan, Lawrence...I'm sad and I miss them. |
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| Crazybananas Editing a zillion photos. Finding two that don't suck. I think some parents are not going to like this. I blame Arby's. For unsaid reasons |
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| Crazybananas Looking for a house is stupid, dumb and no good. |
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| Crazybananas Wine makes me happy at night, but sad the next day. |
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| Crazybananas Loving Amber who is unloading all of her Mary Kay stuff so she won't have to haul it in a moving van. Pink eye makeup crisis averted! |
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| Crazybananas Longest bathroom line ever |
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| Crazybananas Party bus has stripper pole. Help me Jesus! |
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| Crazybananas I think my husband may be drunk. See previous twittered text messages for proof. |
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| Crazybananas Txt msg from T part II: I want to motorboat your boobs but all i have is Heath in plaid shorts. |
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| Crazybananas Txt msg from T: I love you. You are pretty. You are Lucy's best friend. You smell good. You are a great wife and have a nice ass. |
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| Crazybananas Strawberry shortcake for lunch is a lovely thing. |
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| Crazybananas Just finished my lame tribute to Andrea Collins Smith. I wish I could do her justice. |
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| Crazybananas What is Denzel Washington doing on my website? |
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| Crazybananas About to change my shitty attitude. Pink eye is not the end of the world. Not even close. So I just need to shut it and move on. |
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| Crazybananas Alone in a movie theater watching a zillion commercials |
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| Crazybananas Eye = swollen. Me = Grumpy. |
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