christophr
CNN now airing video of VP hopeful Sarah Palin hanging with soldiers and firing an M-16. Clearly, this qualifies her to run a country. #wtf?
| CNN: "Stay with us as we track this hurricane that is RACING towards New Orleans." The hurricane is now "racing" at 11mph. Exaggerate much? |
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| Sarah Palin is, according to CNN, "...a global warming skeptic." I...I...I just...no words. I... *sigh* |
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| Happy Labor Day weekend, kids. Be safe out there. Have fun. As @ascottwhite always says, love and such. |
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| @spoonleg OMFG "I see your lips moving, but all I hear is, "Meow meow meow meow I love cats!" PLUS "Skittlesworth Sparklebottom" = AWESOME! |
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| @robbyrussell I second what you said: fuck this, need glass of wine. *shuts laptop* |
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| @MightyHunter @sizzlesays I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at you two right now. This is like Laurel and Hardy material. But better. |
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| @ascottwhite Would I also get to be rude like most taxi drivers? And smelly? If so, I'm all over it. |
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| How would I go about charging someone who is not yet a client but who wants advice/answers/proposals on 4 separate potential projects? |
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| @surgilicious Facebook sucks. It sucks ass. Totally sucks. You should avoid it entirely. Boo! Blech! Facebarf! (fingers = crossed) |
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| Dear FedEx: Your lack of ability to show up already is cramping my style. Yet, I sit and wait for you. Clearly, you have made me your bitch. |
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| @AllEyesOnJenny I was thinking how it's such a shame you don't get to travel more. |
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| @SheShoots Sure thing, do you think the Apple store will take an I.O.U.? Or a post-dated check for August 2017? |
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| @SheShoots @surgilicious You should get a Macbook Pro. 4G of RAM. You'll be quite happy. #applefanboy |
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| @chris24 Have you tried Things.app? |
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| @surgilicious Seriously, MySpace SUCKS and Facebook is nothing like it. Well, almost nothing like it. Still. Whatever. MySpace sucks! |
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| @surgilicious Come to the darkside (Facebook). We don't have cookies, but we have Scrabble and poking and silly shit like that. |
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| Know how many spam messages I have right now? 69. Heh. Unrelated: I am 12 right now. |
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| People's lack of olfactory sense saddens me. That can be the only reasonable explanation why these stinky motherfuckers don't bathe. #soap |
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| I...just...no words. http://is.gd/1Zb0 |
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