chickybaby
Funny. When I woke up this morning I didn't think "Wow, I wonder what other people's eye boogers taste like".
| @Soulprncs2 Nose boogers are winning. But know that my hubs is firmly on your side which makes me wonder what your eye boogers taste like. |
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| @WickedGood Beats both on a taste level or for sheer grossness? |
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| Arguing w/ my hubs over what's more gross: Child eating nose boogers or eye boogers. I say nose. I feel strongly about this. |
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| Boutique in town had Spanx, For the price these suckers better hide the pooch, firm the butt and kick the Republicans from the White House. |
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| Really need some Spanx for a wedding tomorrow. Thinking of improvising w/ an ace bandage and some Saran Wrap. |
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| Is there some unwritten law that says child must have at least 2 meltdowns before i've had coffee? Mommy must wash down her lithium. |
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| My head says "Keep unpacking" but my body says "Dammit, woman, slow down and sleep". Body is winning. |
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| A 3 hour preschool day is not long enough. I'm going to lobby for an 18 hour day, at least. |
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| where's my coffee? if it's not in my hand in 10 seconds i'm firing the staff. |
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| So says the man who brought Mickey Mouse to Times Square. |
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| I don't really watch ANTM because I like it. I only watch for Tyra's cleavage. I'd like to throw Cheerio's into it and see how many fall in. |
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| Mitt Romney has driven me away from the RNC to ANTM. Okay, Mitt and shallowness. |
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| The cure for cancer, the cure for AIDS, even the cure for the common cold - How about the cure for the whiny 3 year old?? |
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| @redneckmommy Been watching this damn show for almost 2 hrs & still don't know what's going on. Maybe you can clue me in when you watch it. |
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| @Mom101 Me too! Like, totally freaking out. (Am feeling so old right now.) |
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| Why am I watching 90210? It's like they're speaking a secret language I'm not privy to. They probably never say "privy" either. |
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| Too much going on. Need to sleep. Would like to unplug from life for awhile. |
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| Why the hell is the latest version of Firefox resizing my browser?? I feel like a 90 grandmother w/ bifocals because it's so HUGE. |
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| @TuesdayGirl You're headed my way? Fantastic! Good luck w/ the move. My only advice is start drinking now. |
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