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jmoriarty
A character in my story can control the wind. I often have to reword lines that make him sound like he simply has the power of flatulence.
5:34 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
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gemini_jen
Bad: my alarm went off an hour early this AM. Worse: didn't realize until I was already driving to work. It's gonna be a long day...
4:51 AM Nov 17th from web
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TheGirlPie
PSA: When you need to privately DM someone, but they don't follow you, it works to just place your tweet inside parens or brackets. Really.
9:05 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
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katkuhl
I used to cut my phone off at night. Now I figure that if you're stupid enough to call me at 3 AM, I need to know. So I can kill you.
7:50 PM Nov 16th from twhirl
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katkuhl
I've finally amassed so many songs that my iPod won't hold them all. But... how am I supposed to choose?
4:33 PM Nov 16th from web
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jmoriarty
Testing of new espresso machine is fun, but having significant impact on heartbeat. Gotta sample each one, you know. Now able to levitate.
2:06 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
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havi
Fantasizing about cruel things someone less nice than me could do to the person whose car alarm is going off. Fine, I'll do them myself.
10:19 AM Nov 10th from web
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Maggie
The muscles you use to whip your head from side to side when dancing with tequila in hand? I don't use those much. Ow.
6:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
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TheDoifter
In response to my election paranoia, @thespouse just sent me a link to the Google Image Search for "chickens" and said "Do it! Count them!"
7:12 AM Oct 30th from web
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IttyBiz
At the mall. Jamie buys a watch. Jack screams "DADDY HAS A TINY CLOCK". Except he's not great with double consonants and can't say L.
9:17 PM Oct 23rd from web
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