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lonelysandwich
Prediction: within a year, Obama will become the first African-American to grace the cover of O Magazine whose name is not Oprah.
about 18 hours ago
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jasonfried
If you wanna see great design just go outside. What you see is version one million of everything green.
09:42 PM October 08, 2008
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WhitScott
In my opinion, the thing that sucks most about the cell phone age is that you can't go pushing people into swimming pools all willy nilly.
04:33 PM October 06, 2008
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echuckles
the winner of the debate so far: twitter's stability. who's a good little server?
06:56 PM October 02, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Confession: when I respond quickly to your email, I worry that you will think I'm a loser.
01:42 PM September 30, 2008
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matthewbaldwin
My back-of-the-envelope calculations: to successfully endure Thursday's debate you will need to start drinking at 4:25 this afternoon.
09:29 AM September 30, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Nothing like scratches on the bottom of the laptop to let you know your fly is open.
01:55 PM September 18, 2008
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brookr
So, we all agree national change is needed. The question seems to be, who will pay for it? D's: "mostly the wealthiest 5%"; R's: "um, pay?"
10:41 AM September 04, 2008
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scottsimpson
"Running" mate? Sounds like somebody is in the pocket of the all-powerful fitness lobby. BE SUSPICIOUS, AMERICA.
11:13 AM August 22, 2008
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scottsimpson
What does the code "WASP" mean? It's what the TSA guys always write on my boarding pass as they smile & wave me through.
08:22 AM August 14, 2008
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echuckles
here's a disappointment i discovered today: the reward for "taking the high road" is just the preservation of integrity, not pot.
03:59 PM August 13, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Is there a form of synesthesia that overlaps sense of smell and sense of humor? Something smells hilarious in here. It may be my Twitter.
01:54 PM August 13, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet.
07:02 AM August 06, 2008
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