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@Kerblotto As soon as I spill some cola on a little piece of carpeting, I will try it out.
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I just bought a Sham-Wow...so if anyone spills soda on the carpet, I got it covered.
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Have you ever seen a deer in the woods with camouflage clothes on? ....EXACTLY!!
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Started a compost pile this week on my front porch. It is orange and smiling now, but let's see how nice it looks on Thanksgiving.
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Halfway finished with my Halloween candy. If I really push myself, I can probably finish it all by the weekend. Except for the 3 Musketeers
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If not for my schadenfreude, I would not have smiled at all today.
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My wife says "does it make you feel like a big man, to win a race against a child?" Yes, it does, I says...Yes it does.
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Blasting my neighbor awake with death metal, to pay him back for the Salt N Pepa at 3:00 AM. Good morning!!
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Work is sitting on my chest, dangling spit over my face...I have said "Uncle" but it won't go away.
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Houseguests '08 Day 7...Liberation. Took em to the airport. The siege ended peacefully, with no casualties. I deserve a medal.
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One more day, and I get to take them to the airport...I think I am going to make it, without killing anybody. Maybe.
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Houseguests '08...Day 4 The siege continues.
I don't have enough middle fingers for this.
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Getting ready to spend some quality time with I-35.
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Trying to convince myself that the Arby's sandwich I just ate was actually beef.
I keep thinking "meat beast" and getting a little gaggy.
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Can't get enough nicotine in my system today. Must be the all the prison wine I am drinking.
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@humpthevote08 Thanks for sharing my schwag.
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My wife said she would never want to sleep with Michael Moore. And I believe her.
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Trying to get "Yakety Sax" out of my head.
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Going to do some creative smoking, and wife-bothering
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