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I always feel like I have to pee at the most inopportune times.
I have had such an amazing time tonight! I love bands that show a real, true character in their shows.
You know what this conert needs? More balls! And there they are!
Everytime I thibk about you a lot you always come to see me. Do you think it's ESP? No, I think it's P-E-N-I-S.
Why are so many of the gay bars in Houston so seedy?
gmail, i will kill you! send my damn pictures. um, i wasn't looking at the screen or keyboard and i typed "name" instead of "damn" weird.
@jeffbalke i heart the clip shows soooooooooooo much!!!
i'm all like, why the duece won't my computer recognize that i've plugged in my camera?!! oh, yeah. i have to turn it on. whoops.
Goddamnit. I just remembered my laptop doesn't listen to my demands like my peons, er I mean boyfriends.
Argh! My laptop has germies now too! It keeps encountering a problem and has to close my browser. Machine, I command you to fix yourself!
You know how when you're at a hotel and the shower curtain keeps getting sucked in and touches you while you're bathing? I hate that.
So, as soon as I put away the vacuum, I smashed a Champagne flute and that fucker went everywhere! Bollocks.
I was reallu hoping for a miracle. But I'm still sick. And my cough seems worse. :(
I'm seriously considering just plugging my nose with tissue and being done with it. How much snot can little ol' me produce?
A sadist is a masochist who follows the golden rule.
I need an old priest and a young priest.
i can has nap?
Why am I awake, you say? Because I am apparently nearing death. Anyone up for a mercy killing so I don't have to suffer anymore?
damn you, germs. i don't have any tissues so i have to use toilet paper which blows. haha. see what i did there?
is sick. wah.
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