stevenf
What's the difference between a Mighty Mouse and a conveyor belt full of duck feathers? ONE CAN SCROLL DOWN. (That took me all morning.)
9:36 AM Oct 27thfrom web
lonelysandwich
I enjoy Dr. Pepper jelly beans because I love Dr. Pepper but hate that it's not gelatinous and dusted with baby powder cut with anthrax.
3:40 PM Aug 1stfrom twitterrific
