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jantzie And on the 8th day, God made Twitter. about 5 hours ago from Ping.fm

TheMacMommy Take me as I am: shaken, stirred and usually shot from the hip. 11:10 PM Nov 15th from twhirl

jim alright. a tanning commercial just rick rolled me. ENOUGH 9:09 PM Nov 13th from Hahlo

jacklittleton I had something spectacular to tweet, but Twitter was down, and then forgot it. It would have gotten me favrd. Srsly. 8:17 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck

hackerhaus News Flash: Jesse Jackson crying on MSNBC because racism is now officially over, rendering him unemployed. 8:18 PM Nov 4th from twhirl

jantzie Dear keyboard, I have never pressed ⌘R more in my life than I did tonite. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Love, @jantzie. 8:17 PM Nov 4th from Ping.fm

jmoriarty If #ignitephx last night had been any cooler, we could have hung meat in there and had a snowball fight. 7:20 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck

ashrewdmint Million dollar idea: A typographic dating site for single quotes. 9:42 PM Oct 29th from twitterrific

BeauFrusetta Why would you want to be "late-breaking"? Doesn't that mean you break the news after everyone else? 9:34 PM Oct 28th from TwitterBerry

ashrewdmint You know what's tough? When all your liquid assets suddenly turn into gas. 4:46 PM Oct 27th from twitterrific

mattgist Holy crap! Remember silly putty?! I just did. Ha 10:32 AM Oct 27th from txt

ashrewdmint OH: "I drink windex... it keeps me from streaking." 10:16 AM Oct 27th from twitterrific

jamesarcher Today is Forget Your Laptop day. Did you remember to forget you laptop? I sure did! 8:58 AM Oct 23rd from twitterrific

ComicTwit I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. 4:00 AM Oct 22nd from web

Penguin Just saw three TSA agents playing rock, paper, scissors to avoid having to search somebody. #PHX 6:45 PM Oct 20th from web

ashrewdmint OH: "Think of everyone you know who died—they all drank water. Coincidence? I think not." 5:14 PM Oct 17th from twitterrific

christingom Something else to be worried about: Fonts are reproducing now! They come in families. Next they'll be organizing a new form of government! 4:34 PM Oct 16th from twhirl

AbstrApproach Flight attendant: "if you requested a wheelchair, please remain seated". 10:44 AM Oct 14th from twitterrific

djsteen "Every party has a pooper." - Hotel pool security guard 6:24 PM Oct 11th from Hahlo

christingom Overheard: "You know what's odd? The number THREE!" 3:34 PM Oct 9th from twhirl

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