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ev
"Sarah Palin has been tagged and re-introduced into the wild." - Jon Stewart
11:04 PM Nov 10th from web
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jdickerson
The sound of Blackberry typing is the only thing interrupting the dark bus ride in Jacksonville. Sounds like crabs running on bathroom tile
10:29 PM Nov 2nd from web
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echuckles
adding the words "stupid" and "shit" to to-do list items brings an even greater sense of smug satisfaction when crossing off those items.
1:35 PM Oct 30th from web
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lskrocki
Sometimes when people say they appreciate transparency, they find that's the last f'n thing they actually want...even if it's sugar coated.
12:25 PM Oct 29th from web
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lordorica
Working at home today, closed up in the study leading a meeting on the phone. Kids just slid a "we are hungry" ransom note under the door!
11:31 AM Oct 17th from twhirl
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ThinGuy
Neighborhood bark off between three yippy dogs (mine included). Wonder what they are talking about. Probably snausages.
11:01 AM Oct 15th from web
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alexalbrecht
Ah the morning... a wise man once said "The morning is like my pants, it's always better when you're done with them."
8:08 AM Oct 15th from web
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jdickerson
At the Veep debate, each team will have a towl. For Palin, should aides need to throw it in, and for Biden should aides need to muffle him.
9:13 AM Sep 29th from web
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echuckles
Tonight's edition of supermarket pickup lines: "what kind of apples are those?" the kind who have boyfriends.
5:33 PM Sep 23rd from txt
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ThinGuy
Last time I wore this shirt must have been quite a party. Obviously I was eating Cheetohs, got stabbed, then fell asleep and pissed the bed
7:12 AM Sep 10th from web
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zappos
Urinals @ Olympics all have piece of duct tape on top, except for one someone removed. Hidden underneath: "American Standard" (manufacturer)
6:55 AM Aug 21st from txt
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lskrocki
So excited about pulling the trigger on the new LG washer/dryer that I could jump out of my June Cleaver binding hose & pearls!!!
3:06 PM Aug 14th from web
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richard_hughes
Wouldn't it be neat if, whenever someone deleted a spam email message, the spammer who sent it felt a twinge of pain?
9:56 AM Aug 10th from web
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