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Brent Haeseker
netsourcebrent I now know too much about @briancarter - I'm briancarterati?
Brian Carter
briancarter ooh baby... good one! RT @melissapierce: I'm an expert in asian auto imports - carati
Brian Carter
briancarter @MattSearles sometimes, yes. I'm a Tweetalati.
Brian Carter
briancarter I'm an expert on Bushmen. I'm a Hottentati.
Brian Carter
briancarter I always know when to be good or bad- I'm a Nicernati.
Brian Carter
briancarter I know everything there is to know about @randfish and @seomoz - I'm a mozerati.
Brian Carter
briancarter I'm a sexy man who's been on Oprah- I'm an Oprahati.
Brian Carter
briancarter I'm really good at TLA exclamations- I'm an OMGati
Brian Carter
briancarter Tempted to find some word to add -ati to, so I look like one of the "Smarterati".
Brian Carter
briancarter Instacronymization: the practice of making everything an acronym immediately in an obsessive often failed attempt to save time.
Brian Carter
briancarter "Introducing, Captain Pompous!" (I don't know what comes next but I like the first part)
Brian Carter
briancarter I'm a danger to young women: http://tinyurl.com/6z8oa9
Brian Carter
briancarter If you like lots of hats and suits but don't like heads, you'll like this: http://tinyurl.com/62sklu
Brian Carter
briancarter Ummm... "Um" is the new duh. Um is like Duh but at the beginning. Actually it works pretty well with duh at the end, too. Duh.
Brian Carter
briancarter Yourenotfunnytheresjustatickleinmynose.com
Brian Carter
briancarter Some people you can only get via phone or email. I'm only gettable via twitter. I'm not ignoring you, you're just lame. lol
Brian Carter
briancarter You know you're enjoying your yogurt just a little too much when it gives you brain freeze.
Brian Carter
briancarter @daNanner McNanner is probably a fried banana in a happy meal.
Brian Carter
briancarter So awesomnymity is being microfamously awesome in social media.
Brian Carter
briancarter Awesomnymity is the process of extending your real life awesomeness into social media, attached to your name.

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