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buildingonfire
OK cup of coffee, it's just you and me. Let's do this thing. Oh, your roommate Granola Bar just walked in on us! How awkward... or is it?
07:47 AM September 05, 2008
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mkilly
half life 2 asked me to both defrag my hard drive and update my video driver before running. geez valve, i get enough of that from my wife
05:09 PM July 18, 2008
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buildingonfire
Restaurant lady: "We no usually let soup to go. I get for you this time..." [very serious look] "...but no again."
10:30 AM June 30, 2008
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wilw
Sign on the wall where I'm waiting to record a voice over: "I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking." Har.
03:24 PM June 26, 2008
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mathowie
In Oregon when you hear someone got busted for using or selling drugs, the dumbest question you can ask is "was it meth?" it' ALWAYS meth.
10:23 AM May 19, 2008
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buildingonfire
We are the toughest scooter gang in this part of this bar.
05:29 PM May 13, 2008
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loresjoberg
YES CAT OF COURSE WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER
11:19 PM April 29, 2008
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mathowie
Had an april fools dream where del.icio.us was called REO Memewagon (yeah, I know) and everything as posted by Luis Guzmán.
05:44 AM April 02, 2008
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wilw
Listening to Brad Sucks, who does not suck. http://tinyurl.com/2m9up7
10:13 AM March 27, 2008
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mkilly
the store is out of nutrageous bars. this is a nutrage
04:39 PM March 24, 2008
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shellen
Sunday nights are how you determine your station in life: Apprehensive, excited, bored, full of dread, sleepless, peaceful? Monday's coming.
09:05 PM March 23, 2008
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jarvitron
OMG my dick is just so HEAVY to HAUL AROUND ALL DAY. It's a CURSE to pack this much kielbasa.
08:18 AM March 18, 2008
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revgeorge
My car turned on its check engine light and made me borrow Murray's OBD-2 scan tool just to find out that its gas cap was loose (code P0457)
09:46 AM March 09, 2008
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buildingonfire
Caribou Coffee is fine stuff, but I don't care for their corporate identity. "You just walked into a hunting lodge! Biscotti?"
08:11 AM March 06, 2008
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jessamyn
A+++++++++++++++++ Would revolve around the sun again!!!!!
08:39 PM February 20, 2008
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