bparsons
went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
| bparsons Tracking down some classmates from high school for our reunion and trying not to cross the "stalking" line. |
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| bparsons My personal trainer kicked my ass today using only my ass as a weapon. I may not be able to take on Mr. T in the timeline originally quoted. |
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| bparsons @kelleyketchmark I drink German beer anyway :) IDK why people are suddenly so concerned about globalization-many big cos are foreign owned. |
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| bparsons @kelleyketchmark hope you feel better. If you make it to Colorado keep in mind life is too short to drink Coors. |
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| bparsons tried sniffing Coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. |
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| bparsons managed to survive the treadmill part of my workout today while exhibiting all the grace of a man falling up the stairs for 20 minutes s ... ... |
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| bparsons wonders - if a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked? |
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| bparsons Brian is back from LA. Don't know why Kurt Russell had so many problems getting out of there unless he was flying Delta. |
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| bparsons was playing poker with tarot cards...got a full house and three people died |
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| bparsons checked the weather forecast - no rain. Washed the car. Mother nature is such a bitch! |
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| bparsons I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." |
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| bparsons has as much authority as the Pope, he just doesn't have as many people who believe it. Thanks George Carlin for all the laughs and wisdom. |
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| bparsons If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed |
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| bparsons If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed |
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| bparsons drives way too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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| bparsons MONDAY: noun, in Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. |
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| bparsons I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
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| bparsons Monday is a terrible way to have to spend 1/7th of your life. |
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| bparsons If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
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