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Geoff Barnes
texburgher The main usability failure of morning is its lack of affordances for disoriented users.
Beep.
beep “Getting out of bed” is a design flaw.
Adam Koford
apelad Power's out in half the house. It's not the breakers. I suspect the GFCI thingees, though I'm no electrician. I do use their tape sometimes.
Remiel
Remiel I bet the hardest part of opening a new restaurant is deciding which menu item is famous.
J. Adam Moore
DieLaughing And on the seventh day God tweeted NOTHING. JUST CHILLIN. IM BORED AS HELL. http://tinyurl.com/6fd3jj
Russell Heimlich
kingkool68 Gmail and Zimbra think their own company name is spelled wrong when composing an email in their product.
gordonshumway
gordonshumway It took 7 hours to transfer 390 albums to my new MacBook. It took 4 seconds to accidentally label ALL OF THEM as the Talking Heads.
ivegotzooms
ivegotzooms I took the syrup out of the fridge and showed it to Mr. Zoom. That is how I make pancakes.
gordonshumway
gordonshumway Ran 9 miles in a 7:42/mile pace, no thanks to my iPod which shuffled out nothing but Leonard Cohen & Tom Waits songs.
antichrista
antichrista Whoa. Watch out, Thomas Kinkade. The Craft Fair in Dunedin Florida has a self-proclaimed "Painter of Curved Space."
Erica Minton
redrabbit Oops! Accidentally set the makeup gun to "whore." Take two.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Our little dog Emile is perpetually eating our daughter's crayons and festooning the neighborhood with clown poops.
Erin
expat_erin HI TWITTE RI AM A LITzrlE BUTB DRUBNK
Nick Douglas
nick The point, people, is that I want to put food on the stove and then wander into another room and forget about it without ill consequence.
Nathan L
njl I hate to say it, but when the wildfires in Los Angeles kick up, the whole place smells like the most delicious outdoor smokehouse BBQ ever.
John Moltz
Moltz Karen and Hank are in the living room playing Go Fish and I'm in the kitchen playing Gin. And by "playing" I mean "drinking".
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane The naked baby from Nirvana's Nevermind cover is 17 now. Just let that soak in.
Jay Hathaway
strutting I'm ok, thanks for asking! I was just taking a nap ... for 15 hours.
Remiel
Remiel Facebook's 50/50 "Bob is no longer listed as 'in an open relationship'" news item is like some kind of quantum entangled gossip particle.
Remiel
Remiel I wish Apple made Microsofts.

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