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hotdogsladies
If you're still `undecided` today, you don't "need to hear more from the candidates." You need a frontal lobe and a fucking kick in the ass.
6:45 AM Nov 3rd from web
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pratt
Finally, Gmail recognizes my Aunt's all caps chain letters as spam. Thank you, Gmail, thank you.
7:46 AM Oct 2nd from twhirl
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FakeSarahPalin
I just told ABC that we'd go to war with Russia if it invaded Georgia again and they freaked out. UMMM WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE SOUTH STUPIDS
2:25 PM Sep 11th from web
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quityourdayjob
Always host your DNS with your domain registrar or a dedicated service like DNSMadeEasy.com. It will save you a lot of headaches.
6:53 PM Jul 24th from web
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oilman
soo...no #TTwT today and likely spotty the rest of the week - couple days off and headed to Austin for conference
9:05 AM Jul 14th from web
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SpaceyG
Having to turn The Shins up way loud to drown out Uber Buckhead Mom banter. That's better.
1:24 PM May 15th from web
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sugarrae
if people don't like that call people assholes, then go to the assholes and ask them to refrain from being total douchebags...
11:06 AM May 15th from web
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Armano
Heart, Journey and Cheap Trick are all going on tour together. I unofficially dub thee Loozapalooza. ;-)
6:04 AM Mar 27th from web
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bmorrissey
NYT tells me "young people" like to share links, videos to their friends, often thru social networks. This is on the front page, mind you.
5:42 AM Mar 27th from web
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leolaporte
Every year I do my taxes and every year I say the same things: where did that money go? why didn't I pay estimated tax? where are my pants?
8:58 PM Mar 26th from twhirl
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mikeindustries
Why doesn't anyone in movies or TV shows say "bye" when hanging up the phone? I swear I am going to write a whole post on that.
8:06 PM Mar 11th from web
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martinvars
The reason to come to Cuba is that the country looks just like it did before the revolution. But that's the main reason to dislike Castro.
12:40 PM Mar 6th from web
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AmyJane
To the tourists shocked by the rainbow "gayborhood" street signs in Philly: Who the fuck do you think just sold you all of those antiques?
12:40 PM Mar 4th from web
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confession
I love you more than anyone I've ever known, but I'm angrier at you than anyone else, too. I feel like you must hate me.
6:14 PM Mar 2nd from web
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