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Bob

@crystal awww, so I won't be near the top of the list anymore? :(
I was just asked to stop typing so a co-worker could hear another co-worker. I guess my keyboard is kind of loud.
Shit. I just woke to the sound/smell of a cat getting sprayed by a skunk outside my window.
I am a magnet for insane taxi drivers.
@coley wow, blisters? Ouch!
It would seem I have been burned by the sun.
Note to self: air shows = loud. Bring ear plugs next time.
Going to an air show, going to sit in an F-15. I feel like I'm 12 years old again :)
@ricin did you anger the IT gods in some way?
Just got back from South Park. The Ice Cream Man is there, giving away free ice cream!
A fight broke out on my flight as we were boarding. Now we're stuck on the Tarmac. What a way to end my Vegas weekend.
Hanging out with a bachlorette party: good idea. Letting said party paint your fingernails... not as good of an idea.
Las Vegas public transportation is really nice. Cushioned seats, no vomit smell and only one drug addict per bus.
Just finished firing a couple of fully automatic weapons. Ah Las Vegas.
My blood is too thick for Nevada. I can never properly explain myself in this weather.
Going for a run in the Las Vegas heat was just as unpleasant as I thought it would be.
Vegas baby!
I am unreasonably excited to use the new microwave.
Dear hair, please grow faster. I'm over the novelty of black. Regards, Bob