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Home: Watching the dog eat his butt. Yep, true love there!
"Palin's husband had been arrested on a drunken-driving charge two decades ago." Why did this make the news people? Give it up!
I'm going to be a great novelist. I just need and idea for my first book.
Homemade peanut butter cookies. Need I say more?
Mondays suck. Pillow fight at 8?
Caught that rogue boogie that had been taunting me all weekend.
TIP: Put a little Eau de Toilet on a strip of duct tape and stick it on your car’s rear view mirror: Instant air freshener!
Losing weight ... why does it ALWAYS begin with the boobs?
16,000 condoms sent to the South Pole. Not used for sex so they must be for an elaborate escape plan similar to 66,000 balloons!
Can I possibly think of another witty thing to say?
Clinton won't concede. What's she gonna do? Stomp her feet -- clench her fists -- Hold her breath until she turns blue? We can only hope ...
$679 grocery bill today. I have way too many mouths to feed. Birth control was always an afterthought ... until now.
Jake the feline, was performing his morning ritual -- the body wash. The boy says, "Boy, he certainly is flexible!"
Relayed from 8yos: "I wanna join the diving team. But I'm not gonna wear those speedy things!!!!"
Random thoughts: Pelicans are a modern-day Pterodactyls.
Out of the mouth of a boy: "Wook Mommy! I can make it go up and down!" says the boy. Then he skips away.
Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeeeeee. Happy birthday to me!
Cooking pasta & checking the email. Then, going to work on my bucket list!
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