Home: Watching the dog eat his butt. Yep, true love there!
4:34 PM Sep 30th from web
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"Palin's husband had been arrested on a drunken-driving charge two decades ago." Why did this make the news people? Give it up!
6:18 PM Sep 2nd from web
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I'm going to be a great novelist. I just need and idea for my first book.
5:23 AM Jul 24th from web
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Caught that rogue boogie that had been taunting me all weekend.
6:31 AM Jun 23rd from web
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TIP: Put a little Eau de Toilet on a strip of duct tape and stick it on your car’s rear view mirror: Instant air freshener!
7:55 PM Jun 13th from web
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Losing weight ... why does it ALWAYS begin with the boobs?
5:41 PM Jun 13th from web
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16,000 condoms sent to the South Pole. Not used for sex so they must be for an elaborate escape plan similar to 66,000 balloons!
8:12 PM Jun 8th from web
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Can I possibly think of another witty thing to say?
6:27 PM Jun 7th from web
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Clinton won't concede. What's she gonna do? Stomp her feet -- clench her fists -- Hold her breath until she turns blue? We can only hope ...
7:17 AM Jun 4th from web
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$679 grocery bill today. I have way too many mouths to feed. Birth control was always an afterthought ... until now.
12:45 PM May 17th from web
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Jake the feline, was performing his morning ritual -- the body wash. The boy says, "Boy, he certainly is flexible!"
12:55 PM May 16th from web
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Relayed from 8yos:
"I wanna join the diving team. But I'm not gonna wear those speedy things!!!!"
6:46 AM May 15th from web
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Random thoughts: Pelicans are a modern-day Pterodactyls.
7:45 AM May 14th from web
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Out of the mouth of a boy: "Wook Mommy! I can make it go up and down!" says the boy. Then he skips away.
5:30 AM May 14th from web
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Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeeeeee. Happy birthday to me!
5:35 AM Apr 18th from web
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Cooking pasta & checking the email. Then, going to work on my bucket list!
3:59 PM Apr 14th from web
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