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Lee Gilmore
GeneralLee Being pooped on by a crow? Officially checked off my life goals list.
Jason Fried
jasonfried Good design is about recognizing that the person on the other end has a lot less patience than you do.
Sarah Hatter
sh Setting my internal atomic clock to countdown for LOST. Hoping it drowns out my, uh, other internal clock.
Phineas
Phineas Don't ask me why I keep watching Heroes because I do not know.
Sarah Hatter
sh I got Cooper a bumblebee costume for Halloween because my biological clock is apparently an atomic bomb.
Cabel M. Sasser
cabel Kids should invent a hobo code for Halloween. Long rectangle = "Full size, not 'fun size'". Three short lines = "Avoid. Toothbrushes."
Lee Gilmore
GeneralLee It is an awesome feeling to be completely in love with your job. Job, I wanna take you out behind the shed and get you pregnant.
Jason Dukes
jasondukes Best line to explain crack in glass of iPhone: (in complete seriousness) "You should blame my wife, she likes me to wear tight pants"
trevorcox
trevorcox once again saw @blankenship groping @mrsblankenship in the parking lot. ah...young love in bloom. makes me want to...write a sonnet.
Neuarmy
Neuarmy Dear Hip-Hop, enough with the vocoder shit. Seriously. All of you.
Jevaun
jevaun Where are they finding minorities for these McCain/Palin rallies?! Were ya'll forced there at gunpoint? Blink 3 times if you need help.
Lee McDerment
mcdzl @motherfuton my washing machine is awesome. You should visit SC.
Lee Gilmore
GeneralLee Today I've been married four years to the sexiest, coolest, funnest, girl I know. She is a maverick of marriage.
Lee McDerment
mcdzl Omg, palin keeps saying "nuculer.". IT'S NUCLEAR!
Joshua Longbrake
thelongbrake I just Maverick'd in my pants.
kate bingaman
kateconsumption My lack of Internet is really harshing my mellow.
daniel box
dbox ☑ Making checklists and pumping it ☝
Jared Christensen
jaredigital I'm thinking of starting this site where lawyers will do a bunch of free legal work for me and then I'll decide who I'll pay for it.
Mandy Blankenship
mrsblankenship Red hots on my desk + Pandora radio + overcast early Fall afternoon = Pensive, Power-pointy, peaceful Mandy.

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