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Jason Shellen
shellen "The Smiths" new 46-song compilation sounds like either: a fun romp through the 80's or a good way to start hating The Smiths.
Sarah Dopp
sarahdopp Automotive feature request: Dual Honking Systems. We need a "happy horn" and an "angry horn".
isahrai
isahrai Somehow managed to make it to my first 730 AM Tai Chi class. Hopefully there's no laying down or my chi will start snoring.
evany
evany New group at work with acronym OMG...first email exchange was so delightfully boggling, sprinkled as it was with what I read as Oh My Gods!
evany
evany THIS LITTLE PIGGY GO TO FLEAMARKET.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Our clocks are wrong but our Macs and iPhones are right. Apple needs to make clocks.
evany
evany Hangover breakfast, rainrainrain, that burnt-dust smell of the seaons's first heat, robe, couch, and about 70 million West Wings.
Jason Shellen
shellen Drew is playing soccer in the rain and mud with half the team on loan from the opponents. He couldn't be happier.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman It's clusterfuck o'clock!
LisaStone
LisaStone Wenda millard at #econwomen: "Flat (earnings) is the new up"
evany
evany Depressed in that way only an hour inside Ross Dress For Less can bring you down.
phillygirl
phillygirl "For the love of God, do NOT put in the washer." - that's probably what the tag I cut out of this shirt said
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman This spam should have come with an unfuckingsubscribe link.
Jason Shellen
shellen When China buys the United States I hope they don't mind that we already pulled the tags off the couch cushions.
Shane Jackson
jack728 @MarsPhoenix BLind people would really dig it if you could record something for us! We don't get all those cool pics!!!
Samantha Toth
stoth Erica's dog just ate the biz cards of my sales leads from the tradeshow this week. Argh...
Sarah Dopp
sarahdopp How does Sarah Palin understand special needs kids better than any american McCain knows? She just had the kid; hasn't been home with it.
Joshua Green Allen
fireland Funny prank idea: The Always Positive Home Pregnancy Test. Like those candles you can't blow out no matter how much you cry and curse God.
evany
evany Me, after a chorus of beeps indicating the mass arrival of conference callers, "What's up, Beeps?" Beeps: Total silence.
Maggie Hussein Riley
naturallygeeky @rands Wonderful! Each time I see "The Mojave Experiment" advertised, I just feel sorry for Microsoft. Like I would for a wounded longhorn.

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