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billpalmer
note to self: baked lays give me more of a stomach ache than regular lays. go figure. time to give up that junk food crap anyway.
| billpalmer that poodle has purple legs and a purple mohawk. |
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| billpalmer now I'm learning to speak Chinese. |
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| billpalmer realizing just how few (none) cooking utensils I have in this place. |
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| billpalmer I've been informed that my name is now Bobby Palmolive |
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| billpalmer went to pay the rent and realized I had no idea who to make the check out to... |
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| billpalmer beddy bye time |
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| billpalmer because I haven't tempted fate enough tonight, we're at a late night diner |
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| billpalmer note to self: never let Cristy take over your twitter account |
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| billpalmer umm I'm drunktarded |
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| billpalmer I hope she remembers where my apartment is, because at this point I have no idea |
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| billpalmer singing along to "I would walk five hundred miles" |
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| billpalmer we're in a bar getting drunk and text messaging each other |
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| billpalmer @PreppyDude thanks, good to know, but I don't think I'm gonna do it, shocking as the idea seems (even to me) |
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| billpalmer that settles it, no television for me - and good riddance http://tinyurl.com/65v8es |
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| billpalmer apparently I'm also that guy who can't get automated voice recognition systems to figure out whether I'm saying "yes" or "no" |
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| billpalmer how did I end up being that guy who can never get through a self-scan checkout unscathed? |
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| billpalmer if that guy riding three skateboards stacked on top of each other falls off, will he break three necks? |
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| billpalmer the ambulance is parked parallel with the car in the giant bath tub. make up your own joke |
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| billpalmer big day tomorrow, but today it's just a West Wing mini-marathon hosted by me. |
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