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I will support McCain, so in 4 years I can get back into the WH.....opps.....I mean so Hillary can get in the WH.
Great choice McCain with PALIN! She is a Hottie! Be careful you don't get caught with your pants down again!
John Edwards...why did you cheat on your wife that has cancer, you're a dog! If Hillary gets sick, that's it, no more Hoochies! FAMILY FIRST
I have been too depressed to write this last month. It has been Vodka and Strippers non stop, I think I need a break to shower!
McCain vs Obama......I just cannot get myself to vote. They BOTH SUCK!
It's all over...I have nothing to say, except...VP! VP! VP!
I've been working out lately; since Hillary going to lose to Obama, I can finally ditch Hillary and start looking for a MAMACITA!
My internet died! I guess when Al GORE was inventing the internet he forgot to add a technical support section to the manual!
Currently I'm finishing MEDIUM in ROCKBAND...if I don't get the gig as 1st Husband I might be looking for a job playing in the SUBWAY!
I was going to say something tonight, but Hillary has my balls in her hands and won't give them back.....so forget it!
NY Gov gets caught with a Hooker. At least it's a 5000k/hour quality hooker and not those FREE ones that keep a blue dress.I'm still pissed!
If I was President......... http://tinyurl.com/yns26h
Haven't been able to Twitter since Hillary started loosing to Obama....she works me day & night. DAMN IT WOMAN, YOU ARE SINKING!!!!!!
MSNBC is talking trash about my daughter, oh nooo you didn't......Don't make me get all ghetto and slap yall biyatches!
This was the best Super bowl! Glad I ditched Hillary and hooked up with the Victoria's Secret Model you saw in the last commercial. HOT!!!
Hillary is upset with me again...all I did last night was yell out "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!" ...it seems I can never catch a break w/ that woman.
Finally Hillary wins in N.H. I thought I was going to be out another $1000 if she lost!
Oh Hillary, 3rd place in IOWA sucks! What happened to all the "GIRL" power you keep on telling me about!
This year for X-mas, I sent G.W. all the "W's" we stole from the W.H. keyboards when he took office! Merry X-mas to all, even you W!!!
Oh Hillary....I told you not to bring up Obama's COKE habit! Now everyone is asking the question..."Did Bill really inhale after all?"
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