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My crippling inability to spend an evening alone combined with having poor friends is where my paycheck goes - still cheaper than therapy.
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Saw The Passion of Joan of Arc at the Castro last night - it's a motherfuckin' laff riot!
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Several people from Twitter/Tumblr that I've never even met were in a dream of mine this weekend. Now I feel all icky.
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The work week is like a countdown to see who will be the first to cancel the plans they made with me while drunk on Saturday.
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Also, it's making the word "nugget" look incredibly weird and lose all meaning. Nugget nugget nugget nugget nugget nugget nugget
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I'm trying to think of a joke about jokes, nuggets of truth, and Chicken McNuggets, but all it's doing is making me giggle with hunger.
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Left alone in a loved one's apartment - will cleaning it up survive as an isolated act of love, or set a bad precedent for the future?
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Best part about preparing for a poetry reading is trying to determine how drunk and belligerent to be. A LOT
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Oophorectomies are clearly named after the sound you make when you find out what an oophorectomy is. Ooph.
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Prouty Pictures Presents: The Drunkening! Coming this (and every other) Friday, to a liver in you. Advance screenings TBD.
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Hmm. To use P.I. equipment to record the P.I. company's holiday party, or to NOT entertain all of my friends? -That- is the question.
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I'm glad my company's holiday party is a closed affair, because I wouldn't have been able to pick only ONE guest for the spectacle. SHOTS
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I am wondering if there is someone I -haven't- bought a meal for this week, because seriously . . . I gotta get away from student friends.
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I am so frustrated right now. My blood is boiling, but my roommate used the last of the pasta.
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Omg, I have so much chocolate cake in my mouth right now that I have to concentrate to breathe.
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@neeps This is why I panic at the doctor. The body feels way more broken in a hospital gown than in a cafe over a cup of coffee.
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Eating a tamale over a stack of papers that will determine several financial futures. Grease is dripping.
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All office cred destroyed when Weird Al showed up in my music-for-working compilation. Is it so wrong?
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I hereby move that all meetings be renamed doodle breaks. Much more exciting, and honest, to call for a DOODLE BREAK.
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I hope the boys never notice that I'm basically just repackaging the same mix cd over and over. Y'know, like with my sexual performances.
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