Twitter.com

bethany’s Favorites

Mignon Fogarty
GrammarGirl What would politicians call a book burning bill? The Cellulosic Biofuel Children's Freedom Act!
jamesggilmore
jamesggilmore Obama bought a half hour on three networks in the last week of Oct. My free advice to the campaign for filling it is two words: Rick. Roll.
slceostyle
slceostyle First you loved her and thought she was really cool & original. Now you find her annoying & stupid. Am I talking about Sarah Palin or Kenley
John Dickerson
jdickerson I am suspending my #suspending jokes and calling on the country to do the same.
hodgman
hodgman on sidewalk near tim gunn; no idea where to go next
Lore Sjöberg
loresjoberg In Canada, today is Box Like a Pirate Day.
John Dickerson
jdickerson It's not true that McCain first found out about Palin through "People you may know" feature on Facebook.
Justin Jonker
keymo 'points' with friends/girls parents are henceforth to be called haskels. "i scored tons of haskels with her dad when I gave him that cuban"
krickieeeeeeeee
kricketmichelle -whenever i put on my cherry chapstick i get "i kissed a girl and i liked it!" stuck in my head. thanks katy perry.
slceostyle
slceostyle someone just called to ask if we put a comedic spin on "King Lear."
Laurie
lruettimann Cats woke me up at 445 AM. I'm like, what? Do you need a ride to the airport? What's so urgent that we have to get up this early?
hodgman
hodgman The fact that people are COMPLAINING about the WATCHMEN trailer proves that Internet=most efficient pure disgruntlement engine in history.
John Dickerson
jdickerson As a part of the government bailout of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, both will undergo a 20 percent reduction in the silliness of their names.
Lore Sjöberg
loresjoberg Let's all use "paid for itself" as a term simply meaning "good." "Mmm, mmm! That cobb salad paid for itself!"

42
Following
157
Followers
501
Updates

Following

Mignon Fogarty Brian Melles Amanda Marcotte kristy Lore Sjöberg Justin Jonker Jessica Valenti John Dickerson Laurie jeph jacques KDavis Kari bradhall JohnCleese john jmsloop jonhoffman Barry Hollander hodgman Peas, Please TinaFey Beth Heinen Bell Barb Dickson bblampe sarah_haskins Joyce_Lynette rkeeley krickieeeeeeeee kristen leigh chickenauntie Mandy Ray-Jones slceostyle edwartica EmilyWenstrom The Creation Musem turbonancee