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balvord The Thai and Indian foods I had yesterday are waging war inside my colon. Peace, ye evil flavors!!
balvord Someone tell T.J.... and Catboy... http://tinyurl.com/2mc676
balvord This is fucking awesome... http://www.funnyordie.com/v...
balvord and then I found this other link in the comments, which also made me vomit - http://tinyurl.com/76qq3
balvord this fucking slayed me - http://tinyurl.com/2upbw3
balvord My nose makes buckets full of mucous. I sell the buckets to Trojan to use as lubrication. Yep. I just blew my nose in your girl's twat.
balvord johnny raygun's avatar is giving me a boner
balvord I have conjunctivitis. It's kind of like I'm an albino, except I'm not pale and there's gross goo coming out of my eye.
balvord I am trying not to fall asleep.
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